
happify yo’ pancake

the difference between success and failure

deadly beyond imagination

the perfect gift for your growing boy

Central Park 1873
Conceived in 1853, and opened officially in 1860, but still with much work to do, New York City’s Central Park was mostly finished by 1873 when this article was written, with final completion coming in 1878.

The Transatlantic Balloon Voyage of 1873
John Wise was the preeminent Balloonist of his age and in 1873 was recruited by notable acrobat/daredevil/showman Washington Donaldson to plan the first ever transatlantic balloon attempt. Donaldson has some minor experience with ballooning but all failures, whilst Wise, being a legitimate scientist, had hundreds of successful flights. Wisely, Wise dropped out of the plan after seeing Donaldsons inexperience. Donaldson eventually made his attempt in 1875 but apparently crashed over Lake Michigan, the balloon and his body were never found. A reporter watching him launch from a Brooklyn baseball field coined the phrase “Goodbye Cruel World”. A young L Frank Baum, intrigued by the story, modeled the title character of his new book “The Wizard of Oz” after the tragic and many would say foolhardy balloonist. Maybe he did fly to Oz? John Wise was one of the early scientists to speculate the existence of a strong easterly wind current in the upper atmosphere, far higher than balloons of that era could fly. The Jet Stream theory was finally accepted after it was proven by many World War 2 bomber pilots. Wise would also disappear over Lake Michigan in 1879, his balloon and body never to be found.


searching parties finding our bones

zooming power

there’s doggone little left to brush

vitamins can be this much fun

so much pep and tingle


vital nerve center

make people do your bidding

tire of lesser breeding

the cheapest investment for health and comfort

hunger-quelling pieces of meat

which is to be your ultimate destiny?

it will thrill you through and through

lots of fun scaring your friends

1930 paris fashions


those pains peculiar to women

this year of grace

better living for everyone

positive masculine support

buy half a dozen cans at a time

pure white sparkling dextrose

aka corn syrup
a female savage in a jungle of intrigue

“i’d give most anything to put on a little extra weight”

the style and fashion of today

order a dozen from your local druggist today

absolutely safe

double butt, swaged, nickled




that bike would cost about $4000 in 2025 money, the carriage around $13k
penetration, smashing power and smooth action

“planned longevity,” as opposed to planned obsolescence

the most perfect records ever made

an ounce for a nickel

pure and wholesome and delightful

the serious business of attending classes


red blooded head-to-toe he-man

light up…they satisfy

makes you every inch a woman

the joy of anticipation

loyal daughters of america

the most beautiful sight a soldier’s ever seen

if you are a serious adult

the different kinds of “romance”

symmetrical symphonies of flesh

we seldom notice b.o. in ourselves

fabulous wonders of age-old realms
cuba
next time stop at the ethyl pump

its toasted

branded with the devil but fit for the gods

every parent knows it

for mice too

a pleasant car for women to drive

spirit of manly activity



so handsome yet so masculine


64 colors

loud squeaks, squawks, rattles and groans

instrument of victory extraordinary



well-groomed men

those who know fine living

america’s smart set

whether she knows what she’s talking about or not–she’s amusing

ummm — what a difference!

an unexpected sparkle

safe for delicate tissues

report on 10 bad girls



the 200 pound pig smelled me

easy as falling off a log

moths are present in practically every household

people must eat!

the world’s most ribald sultan

guided missiles, etc.

the world’s greatest hunt

cash in on the building boom

robot loves the beauties

world’s fastest women driver

too bad she doesnt have a first name, right?
are flaming lips the forgotten fad?

wooly-headed and unable to concentrate

helen was a sensible girl

restrained modernity

crack yourself a fresh brazil

more doctors smoke camels

monsieur henri has ideas

valentine special!

$50 in 1952 would be about $600 in 2025. I actually have a Lane Cedar Chest from the 1940s thats pretty similar to the one pictured middle bottom.
consequences may prove fatal

common trope now, but new information to many in 1918
serve it piping hot

$13 = $230 in 2025 dollars.
the favorite dessert of a million people

supreme in tone

that costs $2000 in 2025 dollars!
do you dream of love or gold, or of friendship, of foes, or of life or death?

read what scientists and doctors have to say

one of his legs is longer than it really ought to be

educational facts for everybody


happy new year!

the best places serve the best

does not affect the heart

old time plantation flavor

thats why doctor prescibe them
