
rebuild the brain

the greatest military duel of modern times

a revelation in closet construction

the equable climate

polish like a china dish

satisfies the most particular taste

refreshing on a warm day

a beautiful piece of machinery


just the thing for fall wear

loud enough for dancing

dainty witching dentrifice

made like a watch

genuine solid german silver

mild as may

fascinating study

i used to weigh only 100 pounds

curly natural lovliness

why dabble with dangerous poisons?




investigate telepathy

displaced abnormal fat

men always seek her company

the land where dreams come true





amazing, startling facts

gives permanent relief

80 bugle calls that anyone may play

all winners

accumulated waste

satisfying chew

not a talking machine

ready for instant use

well, 110 years and noones won the money yet…
delicious!

this little bride

only two drops

no wonder baldness is increasing

dynamic tension

classy color combinations

no need to act old or feel old

part of every growing child’s diet

life-long ambition to become a popular musician

building firm flesh

national lead company

the tide of accidents is steadily rising

he wasn’t popular with girls

teaching the value of cleanliness

character building

that aristocratic look

you will be thrilled with the many, many attractive illustrations

radio-the field with a future

their life work

the weirder contortions of the jitterbugs


beer is good for you

there is no food more perfect for family use

you’re really dream dust, now!

1 to 3 cakes a day

skirts reaching to the kneetops

KKK – you know what that means

stylish appearance

those tiny dancing lights that suggest auburn

puts sagging internal organs back into place

dance, dine, motor for hours

save you from further humiliation

a safeguard of feminine daintiness

they may offend others

no surgical operation requiring chloroform

hydrotherapy, electrotherapy, mechanotherapy, diathermy, radium, medical gymnastics, electrical exercises

airy globules, steam exploded

life prolonging apparatus

muscle freedom

soft massy fluffiness

i went after 13 head and bagged the lot

recommend to nursing mothers

Beer marketed as “health tonic” to elegant ladies who otherwise wouldnt stoop to such common refreshments
gain renewed vigor, health and strength
bsically just fortified wine sold at a drugstore so that “respectable people” can be drunks without public scrutiny or stigma
your wife wont be afraid

positively safe against accidental discharge

no hawaiians

the final solution of their greatest personal problem

happify yo’ pancake

the difference between success and failure

deadly beyond imagination

the perfect gift for your growing boy

Central Park 1873
Conceived in 1853, and opened officially in 1860, but still with much work to do, New York City’s Central Park was mostly finished by 1873 when this article was written, with final completion coming in 1878.

The Transatlantic Balloon Voyage of 1873
John Wise was the preeminent Balloonist of his age and in 1873 was recruited by notable acrobat/daredevil/showman Washington Donaldson to plan the first ever transatlantic balloon attempt. Donaldson has some minor experience with ballooning but all failures, whilst Wise, being a legitimate scientist, had hundreds of successful flights. Wisely, Wise dropped out of the plan after seeing Donaldsons inexperience. Donaldson eventually made his attempt in 1875 but apparently crashed over Lake Michigan, the balloon and his body were never found. A reporter watching him launch from a Brooklyn baseball field coined the phrase “Goodbye Cruel World”. A young L Frank Baum, intrigued by the story, modeled the title character of his new book “The Wizard of Oz” after the tragic and many would say foolhardy balloonist. Maybe he did fly to Oz? John Wise was one of the early scientists to speculate the existence of a strong easterly wind current in the upper atmosphere, far higher than balloons of that era could fly. The Jet Stream theory was finally accepted after it was proven by many World War 2 bomber pilots. Wise would also disappear over Lake Michigan in 1879, his balloon and body never to be found.


searching parties finding our bones

zooming power

there’s doggone little left to brush

vitamins can be this much fun

so much pep and tingle


vital nerve center

make people do your bidding

tire of lesser breeding

the cheapest investment for health and comfort

hunger-quelling pieces of meat

which is to be your ultimate destiny?

it will thrill you through and through

lots of fun scaring your friends

1930 paris fashions


those pains peculiar to women

this year of grace

better living for everyone
